figidity lil thang. aint she.
•The carousel never stops turning•
1.You probably haven’t met the right man yet
Yes, and I bet that’s you. Go away.\
2 How do you know you’re a lesbian if you haven’t been with a guy?
How do you know you’re heterosexual if you haven’t been with a person of your own gender?
3 You’re a lesbian?! But you’re so feminine!
My gender performance has nothing to do with my sexual orientations, thank you very much!
4 How come you’re attracted to butch women? They’re practically men!
Because they’re damn HOT! That’s why
5 So which one of you is the man and which is the woman?
Mmmmmm… This is a lesbian relationship, only women here.
6 Can I join in???
Hell NO!
7 So can I watch???
We said NO! We are not entertainment, we are two people in love!
8 Wanna hang and check out girls together!
No. Just because you hit on me and didn’t get your way, does not mean we’re going to best buds instead.
9 So, how do lesbians have sex?
Joyfully!
10 So you’ve never been with a guy?
So have you ever minded your own damn business????
11 Are you sisters?
HAHAHA! No, that would be wrong!
12 What, you’re a lesbian?! Does that mean you’re attracted to me? ‘Cause I’m straight!
Gurlll… Calm down! I’m not attracted to ALL women, and with that attitude, especially not to you.
13 Do you hate men?
No, but I really dislike stupid people.
14 I like girls too, I guess that makes me a lesbian!
HAHAHA…HAHAHAHA…No!
15 I bet you really like Ellen.
Yes, and I bet you really like… Well, heterosexual celebrities…
16 My girlfriend and I are looking for another girl to get with, wanna join?
No, but your girlfriend sounds somewhat dissatisfied. Have her call me, K?17 How do you know when to stop?
Never, unlike you, we can go all night…
18 Are you sure this lesbian thing isn’t just a phase?
Are you sure that heterosexuality thing is not a phase?
19 Is your life really like the “L Word”?!
Why, is your life really the “OC”?
20 I wish I was a lesbian, but guys are so hot though…
I wish I was an astronaut but the ground feels so safe though..
21I bet lesbian sex is really delicate and nice.
If I’ll hear another word from you I’m gonna tie you to a chair and smack you!
thanks to kitschmix.com
She’d never been woken up with sex before. So, last night, after sex that was so good I was LITERALLY heard through the entire floor of my dorm building, we talked about morning sex and I asked if she enjoyed being woken up by a mouth on her pussy. Do you know what my sweet princess said?
She’d never been woken up that way.
I was shocked.
So, since she’d been SO good, I decided I would wake her up in the morning that way. She said she’d like to try, once I ran the idea by her, and we cuddled up and went to sleep.
This morning when I woke up, I immediately started running my hands over her body. Her nipples are really sensitive, so I gently squeezed them a few times, ran my hand down and dipped my fingers under her panties, scratched at her pubic bone, and then began to kiss my way down.
She was beginning to stir by the time my mouth kissed right above her waist-line, but getting her sleep shorts and panties off was difficult because she was too lazy to help me (completely useless when she wakes up, this one). When I finally got them off, I spread her legs and took my place.
I started off slow - just the tip of my tongue brushing in small strokes around her clit, getting faster and using more pressure. I fucked my tongue deep into her a few times, and that’s what really woke her up.
I sucked and licked and played with her clit until she was writhing on the bed and pulling my hair…and then I kept going. A few orgasms later (we’re still working on her remembering to count her orgasms), she was pushing my face back, begging for a break.
I crawled up her body and gave her some messy kisses, then let her play with me on a break. She fingered me until I was desperate, and then she ate me out so well that once I was done, I let her sit on my face and ride it.
When she tired of that, I let her lay down and I fingered her, giving her poor, sensitive clit a break, and she repaid me by rubbing me off.
We cuddled and kissed until we realized what time it was - we’d been having sex for three hours (again) - and had to go shower.
(And no, we haven’t had shower sex. Yet.)
Tonight is our college’s homecoming. Does anyone want pictures?
Anonymous asked:
femme-lesbians answered:
I think that when it comes to labeling our sexuality, if we want a label, we have to choose the one we feel fits us best. Certain labels mean different things to different people, and no one is more right or wrong than the next person when it comes to defining themselves; it’s only a problem when people use their idea of that label and compare it to someone else using that same name a little differently. That’s not right. If you feel that lesbian is the right label for you, then that’s exactly the label you should be choosing, even if your idea of what it means to be a lesbian is different from another persons idea.
When someone tells you to not identify with what you feel, I think you should just speak your mind and tell them no; you’ll label yourself however you like and it’s none of their business anyway.
I think what bothers me so much about the “feminists are ugly” or “feminists are hairy” or “feminists are lesbian” stereotypes is—
So fucking what?
Some of us ARE ugly. Some of us ARE hairy. Some of us ARE lesbians. And it shouldn’t fucking invalidate anything we’re fucking saying to you.
But you know, if you believed that, if you actually believed that our sexual usefulness to men is irrelevant to the conversation about our basic human rights, you wouldn’t be a fucking misogynist, would you?
If you’re reblogging this and adding conventionally beautiful heterosexual feminists, you’re missing my point entirely.
Our attractiveness to men and/or our willingness to fuck them should not determine the validity of our movement.
Stop fighting the “Feminists are ugly lesbians” stereotype by shouting, “No, we’re not!” Fight it by acknowledging that that’s a shitty critique of a movement for people who want our human rights.
The fact that this is even a problem - that our cause is so often critiqued not by discussions about our ideas but about whether or not we are sexually attractive to men or willing to fuck them - is proof that we’re being viewed not as human beings who deserve rights but as sexual objects.
When someone dismisses your cause because they can’t/don’t want to fuck the people in it, your response should not be, “LOOK, SOME OF US ARE FUCKABLE!” It should be, “What a shitty person you are for believing that’s a requirement for us to be worth listening to.”
Person: You’re pan so you’re not really gay.
Me: What does that even mean?
Person: Well since you can date someone of the opposite sex you’re not gay :/
Me: And if I am dating someone of the same sex? Am I “gay enough” then?
Person: Well, yeah, I guess so.
Me: What is this, Schrodinger’s Multi-sexual? Whether or not I’m gay is contingent on the genitalia of the person I’m in a relationship with?
Person: …
Me: And what if I’m not with anyone at all, what if I’m single? Am I automatically asexual/aromantic?
Person: Well, you’re straight-passing so…
Me: What does that mean!? Do I have to look like Lea Delaria for you to know I like women? Do gay and bi boys have to look or act like Tyler Oakley or Joey Graceffa? What of Lipstick Lesbians or Bears? Now we have to fit a stereotype? C’mon, this is ridiculous!
-you can’t be a lesbian, you’re girly!
-but you had a crush on a boy once!
-aw i’m sure you’ll find a nice guy some day
-um. guys don’t like lesbians
-that’s hot ;)
-really? prove it! make out with a girl right here right now!!!!
-you just need someone to turn you straight/i could turn you straight
-listen…. men aren’t bad….
-how do you have sex
-oh yeah once i watched some hot lesbian porn so i support you
-are you sure you’re not bi
please leave lesbians alone it should not matter to you that we just wanna smooch cute girls
We all know that lesbian sex is great but so is sweet romantic things like kissing a lover on the forehead or giving her flowers. I really enjoy thinking about the sweet deep love that couples have for each other. I also think one of the sweetest scenes in a movie was in Saving Face when Vivian laid on Will’s stomach and listened to the gurgling that was going on in her stomach.
Anonymous asked:
kateaustinn answered:
- your girlfriend ultimately becomes your best friend
- living together is always fun
- you can be the big or little spoon
- you have someone to straighten the back of your hair
- they know your emotions because they’re also a girl
- you can share clothes
- you can share make up
- orgasms every time you have sex
- the toilet seat is always down
- their legs are always smooth and soft
- boobs
- ass
- they know how to give presents/what to get
- your friends never feel like a third wheel bc they’re also best friends w your gf
- did I say ass
There’s a million
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